![]() The only problem is that he has those wings that expand and so they popped open nearly splitting me in half and now he's stuck in there and I can't get him out. "To infinity and beyond!" I moaned as Buzz entered me. ![]() I grabbed Buzz, lubed him up and put him up against my asshole and started sliding him in. Well I got drunk last night and decided to play with my ass and I hadn't gone shopping so I was out of carrots and cucumbers so I looked around and I saw my Buzz Lightyear action figure and thought "why not?" I've put action figures up there before because they feel different and it's funny. I've always been into putting things in my ass I don't know why, I'm not gay or anything I just like how it feels. I currently have a Buzz Lightyear action figure stuck in my ass. Then I got up, cleaned up and got dressed, my legs still shaking. I laid there panting watching the mixture of shit and cum soak into the bed. As the diarrhea sprayed from me like a chocolate fountain the final dead gerbil plopped out of my ass and onto the bed. My orgasm was so intense I lost control of my bowels and shit everywhere. I screamed in pleasure and came everywhere as that fat gerbil flailed helplessly in my asshole. It was hard to get him in but he started burrowing and thrashing directly on my prostate. I cast it into the trash and got the biggest gerbil ready. I laid on the bed, my legs shaking as I jerked my tiny penis as hard as I could. My legs buckled, my small flaccid penis started leaking. The second gerbil was quickly inside me and thrashed just as violently as the first. I threw him in the trash can then grabbed another condom and another gerbil. I looked at his lifeless body and he looked so peaceful it almost brought a tear to my eye. My legs still shaking from pleasure I pulled him out of my ass and out of the condom. The first brave gerbil on my sexual journey had died. After a couple minutes he stopped moving. I bent over and moaned uncontrollably as the gerbil flailed and burrowed trying to save his life. Then I shoved him inside me and out of instinct due to being squished in my tight little asshole the gerbil tried to burrow to safety which felt AMAZING. I looked him in the eyes and I could tell he was just as excited but nervous as I was. I took them home, stripped down, lubed up my ass then put the first brave gerbil into a condom. ![]() I went to the pet store and bought three lucky gerbils, a whole set up for them. Any advice?Įdit: The problem isn’t the ‘Goblin Mode’, it’s that he could be ill Admittedly, it was some of the best and most experimental sex I’ve ever had, but I’m worried that something might be going on with my husband. However, my husband said ‘Goblin Mode activated’, starting growling, and went wild having sex with me. Last night, the day after our son went away, we decided to have sex to relieve our stress. I feel awful for him, but we both agreed that this was for the best. I’ve heard him muttering, ‘Goblin’ repeatedly when he didn’t notice me, staring blankly into his food, and just going alone by himself to do who knows what. I think since then, he’s been a little emotionally unwell. He’s an incredibly tough man, but this was the first time I’ve ever seen him cry. Naturally, he was upset when he had to leave. ![]() My husband a really great relationship with our son and loved him more than anything. We didn’t really know what to do with him, so we sent him to live with my parents so he can go to a special needs school. So, a couple of days ago, my son went on a rampage through our house and said he was in ‘Goblin Mode’. But recently he’s been acting really weird. I really love my husband and he’s always been great in bed. TLDR My husband says ‘Goblin Mode activated’ when we start to have sex, growls and acts like a caveman, and then says ‘Goblin Mode off’ when we stop, and then pretends not to remember afterward. How do I get my husband to stop going ‘Goblin Mode’ during sex? ![]()
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